Kidlington Man wins prestigious Highlighting Award

John Standen is now responsible for Human Performance

 

In a change to the teaching timetable that many of you may not be familiar with, John has been appointed Human Performance and Limitation lecturer for AP254. This must obviously be the case, have you seen what he's drawing on the board? Or is it two cumulus clouds encountering a long layer of stratus?

254 Smash the Challengers in the 1st Official Inter-Course Football Match

 

From our Chief Sports Editor, Greg

Team 254 succeeded in obliterating a team made up of course 253 and our resident Algerians earlier on this evening.

After a 6-a-side 254 warm-up match last Tuesday, AP253 thought they were good enough to compete, and so the gauntlet was thrown down.

Un-Barred from the Jolly Boatman

Earlier reports were misleading and the situation is all cleared up. Once more OAT pupils are free to enjoy the warm and friendly atmosphere of the Jolly Boatman after a mysterious lady mysteriously smoothed the whole situation over and said that it was all the fault of 253.

Which it was.

Barred from the Jolly Boatman!

Early reports are reaching us that the whole of OAT has been barred from the Jolly Boatman following an allegedly raucous night on Thursday. Looks like someone is going to have a 'no cup of tea and no biscuits' meeting with Anthony Petteford followed by a large slice of humble pie. More info soon.

Simon breaks world record!

Simon has broken all previous records by asking up to 34 questions in a single day. Good on you Simon! If you have an answer, any answer then it is quite likely that Simon has the question.

Celebrate new OAT Bar!

OAT are inviting us to a free bar to celebrate the new facilities, but get there early before DoubleD does. Both you and Anthony Petteford know why!

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