In another first, AP254.com can announce that Air Greenland have adopted a new form of speed training In another first, AP254.com can announce that Air Greenland have adopted a new form of speed training, as pioneered by AP254s very own Sav in Goodyear, AZ. Continuing the theme, the first Air Greenland recruit to undergo the revolutionary training is none other than Sav's AP254 colleague Mikael 'Arctic Monkey' Jakobsen.
The photo below was kindly forwarded to us by an anonymous contact within the Greenland Police Department, and shows Mikael in the final stages of his training. Not only does he have the ability to control the vehicle at high speed, but as can be seen from the close up, he has the spare capacity to be able to smile at the camera and say "cheese", or as they say in Danish, "cheese".
As a goodwill gesture for the help in developing the training, the Greenland Police Department have censored the passenger seat, so as not to disclose which mistress Mikael was transporting at the time. The Greenland Police Department refused to comment, however our contact did say "I have never seen 3 mistresses in the front seat at the same time before, and I believe the department are currently considering a seperate prosecution!"
Despite Mikael's extraordinary speed, AP254.com was able to catch up with him after 'borrowing' the OAT bus.Â Mikael said 'This is all a result of losing the Highlighting Award - my life has been in tatters'.