The Prince of Kidlington, HRH treadwell, today celebrates his birthdayAP254 would like to wish the Prince of Kidlington, HRH James Treadwell, a very happy birthday.

Treaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadas, as he is know by his chums celebrated this momentous occasion by receiving estates in the south-east. In a statement to AP254.com James did not say "I am truly delighted by the new lands I have been given Lordship over, I plan to bring a better education to the peasants of the South-east with particular reference to the often appalling pronunciation of the word Gatwick. In addition I would just like to say that I am also looking forward to my 'official' birthday, which takes place this summer when the weather better suits the Godington Squadron's Annual flypast and trooping of the colour."

I'm sure you will join me in wishing his Lordship a very happy birthday and revel in the official portrait we had commissioned for this occasion.

We here at ap254.com are committed to bringing you the latest breaking news. We can now exclusively reveal that ap254s own Tom ‘Cash’ is to be re-positioned from East Midlands to Manchester.

In an interview with Sub-commander Perrins (ranked below Lord Godington and Field Captain Ruaux (but above D.F Palmer)) he discussed his intentions to move to Manchester and live with Greg ‘heart attack sandwich’ Hardman. It was at this point that the interview ended because our reporter swallowed his tongue in a fit of laughter after hearing such news.

The couple have prepared a list of ‘essential’ items that they require in their home/dump:
1.Sky+
2.Layzee boy (x2)
3.Playstation 3
4.Xbox 360
5.Grizzly/Panda Bear (little one) or huskie
6.Big TV
7.Swords + Shield
8.Big leather sofa
9.Freddie attachments
10.Proper chess set
11.Wireless Broadband Internet
12.Open fire
13. Professional looking bookcase

Need we say more? Well moving on…..
As our readers are aware we here at ap254.com are devoted to charitable work, indeed we all have generously given £63k each to a local charity with no gain for ourselves. It is with great pleasure that we are able to announce our latest charitable project. We shall be running an online Sweepstake in which all readers can participate.
The competition couldn’t be easier, simply guess the weight of Tom next year on the 14th January 2008. Non the less he will be living in Manc-land with DD, a formidable eating machine.

Experts suggest that the pairs diet is likely to consist of…. errr actually it will be easier to list what it won’t consist of: Green S#I!, healthy food, eggs and house bricks. So all you have to do is guess the weight you think and pay £1. The winner will get 40% of all money made and the rest will be given to support Palmers- Kitchen Fitting Charity which aims to support nearly married middle aged men who are forced to work in the house by the Mrs when there are better things to do.

If Tom consumes one two many of DD’s heart attack sandwiches (already recorded as the cause of death on 5 death certificates) then all the money will go to charity. In the mean time we leave you with an artists impression of what Tom is most probable to look like next year. Remember it’s for charity!!!

AP254.com would like to wish Vicki 'XXXX' Brookes (lawyers still out on the nickname I'm afraid) a very happy 21st AP254.com would like to wish Vicki 'XXXX' Brookes (lawyers still out on the nickname I'm afraid!) a very happy 21st birthday!  Whilst we acknowledge the fact she isn't actually 21, it would be very unprofessional of us to disclose a woman's true age. (Ed. - Some people have claimed this is sexual discrimination, but we are standing by the old school principals that have founded this great nation)

Despite previously being cool, Vicki has recently succumb to senility and has decided to give up a fanastic life up north to move down south with the southern, shandy drinking fairies, and embark on a career in Ga-wick. Hopefully, this senility will pass and she will be back up north soon!

On behalf of all 254ers, we wish Vicki a very happy 26th birthday (Ed. - D'Oh, you will be revealing that John Standen is Superman next!).  And now, as is the tradition, the embarrasing photo! 

 

Honestly, they make you look more intelligent!!

 

Wow today has finally come and it is a very special one. Wednesday 28th February 2007 is a landmark date in the history of commercial aviation as it is the first day any members of AP254 are actually PAID money by a REAL company to FLY. This is a momentus day in the history of AP254, marking the completion of the circle!

We would like to wish Team Thomas Cook all our best wishes as they embark on their long and illustrious careers in the aviation world! However to Thomas Cook and all their customers we offer our condolences and for the record, we had nothing to do with it!

In the old days, if I were to tell you a secret I'd have to kill you afterwards as of course a professional like your good self would naturally expect. Not that the secret was particularly secret just I liked to have an excuse for mindlessly killing you. However a prison sentence, time with my psychiatrist and lots of medication now allows me to break with convention you'll be pleased to hear. (Editor: Are you sure you don't need that holiday we spoke about after you claimed the photocopier had shot itself 17 times?)

Anyway, here at AP254.com we pleased to break some previously top secret news that has only just today been declassified. Operation Flag involved six crack members of AP254 (Editor: crack or on crack?) camoflaging up to embark on a special night mission on the eve of the World Cup to erect the flag of St George on the roof of building 53 at Stalag Luft Goodyear. Think of it as 'The Great Escape' meets 'The Man With No Name', however in AP254s case it became of 'The Man With No Hope Of Escape'!

I could sit here and tell you what happened or you could just watch the video courtesy of our friends at YouTube. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mz2ZvmdRP8